There lived one grand MADAM
Who was in fact a sleepy NUN

Once she fell deaf to all noisy DEED
And snorted blissfully until the EVE

When alas she woke and checked the time with a sleepy EYE
She muttered yawningly “I slept the day, I DID, DID I?”

Then suddenly she cursed “DAMMIT, I’M MAD!”
And in panic she began to cry “Oh my! OHO WOW!”
“I kissed my fate goodbye. What shall I now DO, GOD O GOD?”